SHE says: Did you see that the big radiation cloud is headed to California? It will reach us tomorrow.
HE says: Yes, I know. don’t worry. They say it’s not enough radiation to matter.
SHE says: And some scientists’ research shows that the best protection against radiation is red wine.
HE says: They do not.
SHE says: Yes, they do!
He says: We are SO protected.
Here’s the article for your protection.